Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
