Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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