Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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