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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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