Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
