You surviving the open bar?
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You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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