i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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