Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Fuck appropriateness.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
