just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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