I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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