and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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