she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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