we have officially lost it.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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