things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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