It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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