I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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