i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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