Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
The Olympian is in my bed
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