Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
she pinky promised me she was 18
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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