How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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