I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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