I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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