What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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