i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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