I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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