Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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