that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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