I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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