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unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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