I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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