Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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