You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I had to cum in my sink.
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