Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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