i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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