i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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