Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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