I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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