Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
