my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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