its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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