is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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