ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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