Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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