we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
The beer is more important than you right now.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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