We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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