my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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