Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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