somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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