It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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