We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I cut my penus on the lid.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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