If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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